A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them.
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Related You always notice a facelift on a woman. It's a tightness around the ears, and the scar is usual... TOM FORD In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. DIOGENES I think that ultimately your age is determined by your attitude. It's not the number; it's n... CHRISTIE BRINKLEY When you get into your 40s, it's all about lighting. It's hard. You have to face whether the... ELISABETH SHUE A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. OSCAR WILDE When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec... GEORGE P. ELLIOTT There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. MAHATMA GANDHI The truth is not a bidimensional thing; it's not flat. It's rounded; it's like a sphere,... EDGAR RAMIREZ The idea that God's mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous, and I need to jus... MATISYAHU Did you know there's a difference between being busy and being fruitful? Did you ever stop to th... JOYCE MEYER On the fragrance side, I think it's important that it's not overpowering, a fragrance on a m... DAVID BECKHAM I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER There are so few roles out there. And even if it is a film that could be led by a black actress, how... OCTAVIA SPENCER I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold you... ADAM SCOTT There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverag... DAVID LETTERMAN It's hard enough to just be a good actor. When you're on set, there's everything going a... JAMES MARSDEN At the end of the day, man, you can't protect yourself from a haymaker that's coming in towa... BUSTA RHYMES When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their ... DANE COOK In every person we meet there's this little piece of God in them and that's who you talk to.... TERRENCE HOWARD If it's Saturday night, and you're sitting on your couch watching 'Showtime at the Apoll... FRANK VINCENT I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them ... RODDY DOYLE A face is a road map of someone's life. Without any need to amplify that or draw attention to it... CHUCK CLOSE A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to ... STEVE HARVEY The love you have for your child is so much greater than any challenge you'll face as a parent, ... HILARY DUFF Let's face it: if you and I have the same capabilities, the same energy, the same staff, if the ... THOMAS KELLER When you face your fears, you are free of them. There's nothing in the world I need to hide from... DAPHNE ZUNIGA There's a need for accepting responsibility - for a person's life and making choices that ar... BUZZ ALDRIN It is a really bizarre feeling to perform for, like, five people. You get so much energy from an aud... AIDY BRYANT If making movies was easier, there'd be a lot more good movies. So you kind of learn that if it&... CHRIS EVANS If the guy out in the woods with the Michigan Militia is a real estate negotiator, instead of some c... MICHAEL MOORE The Tour de France is a wicked sport in the way that it's not just man against man or woman agai... BEN FOSTER When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. Online, you'r... JERRY SEINFELD You can get a man's attention if you got a pair of boobs and a butt. I hate to simplify them dow... SARAH SHAHI If you have more money than your lifestyle, then you can either do something stupid or smart. That... MANOJ BHARGAVA I wonder if there'll ever be a time where you're not judged by your appearance. It seems tha... KATE WILLIAMS Every person has a different view of another person's image. That's all perception. The char... STEVE ALFORD I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog... JACLYN SMITH It's all about the light. Always face it, because that's how you give your face good angles.... GISELE BUNDCHEN The special relationship between twins is that, if there's anyone else in the world that's g... SAM UNDERWOOD Prince is the ultimate performer. Prince is that dude that's going to get on stage by himself, i... NE-YO I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, you... PRINCE ROYCE The video for 'Whatever' is kind of a documentary in a way. It's showing that love can l... JILL SCOTT If you think a child is going to be your accessory... it's not like a micro pig. It's not ab... TORI AMOS My daughter's the greatest thing that's happened to me in my life and she turned me into a m... ADAM ANT If you do a quantity challenge, the problem you'd face would be a starchy challenge. If it has a... ADAM RICHMAN It's a great thriller or mystery, but on another level it's a film about the fact that, if y... KEVIN SPACEY The jellyfish doesn't actively move anywhere - it's just moved with the tides. Is that what ... ANDREW BUCHAN If we want to make Tiger Woods's or Al Gore's face, the best thing would be to have them com... JIMMY LAI It's hard to actually take details from your personal life and apply them a scene because, as mu... KRISTEN STEWART Everyone Instagrams all the people they are with. I get that it's part of the job. But there'... EDIE CAMPBELL That's an amazing feeling, to walk onstage, and you're not thinking about anything, you'... ERIC MCCORMACK There's no such thing as going to a soapbox and saying, 'The government's corrupt,' ... BILL GATES It's not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man. It's not the end-al... CHER Not just in modeling, but in society, there's so much pressure about what a woman should be, and... AGYNESS DEYN If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you h... MALCOLM X An artist's job is simply to take the mirror in front of your face and hold it there. It's n... AASIF MANDVI The only reason to be in politics is public service. There's no other reason. Frankly, if that... MALCOLM TURNBULL I travel around the world, and there are so many beautiful girls, but that's not going to make y... IRINA SHAYK There's a slippery slope in regard to authority. If you say that the history in Genesis is not t... KEN HAM Your man wants to know that there's nothing you wouldn't do for him - if that's your com... KARRINE STEFFANS I'm not a cooking person, so there's not much in the fridge. On the rare occasion that I do ... EUGENIE BOUCHARD Life's too short to worry about injecting botulism into your face to get rid of a tiny line beca... ASHLEY JENSEN I think you need to understand games to write them. There's a learning curve, just like there... BRUCE FEIRSTEIN I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah... GINNIFER GOODWIN Very often, people are obsessed with what others think of them. It's like if a flower wants to b... STJEPAN HAUSER There's a technicality to designing and wearing hats. A hat is balancing the proportions of your... PHILIP TREACY Acting's an odd profession for a young person; it's so extreme. You work, and the conditions... MICHELLE PFEIFFER In hip-hop, there's not a lot of love. There's not a lot of love being spread. It's alwa... J. COLE There's the person that's the addict, and then there's the person that's who you are... DANIEL BALDWIN There can be a progression to the dream; there can be steps to it. When you dissect any successful p... AVA DUVERNAY The most important thing is to understand that this career is not about speed. It's about stamin... JAIME CAMIL We get to live in a time that we get to use social media as a tool. It's not just a face on a pi... GIGI HADID You don't realize it until you go out and take a look, but there are so many ways in which sexis... JENNY SLATE My grandmother died from Alzheimer's, and it was a big shock. For the families left behind, it i... ROSECRANS BALDWIN The great thing about Pete and Peggy's storyline is that you barely have to do anything. There... ELISABETH MOSS If you go out there and your main purpose is to get a sponsor, then it's not gonna work. Just go... RYAN SHECKLER I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES There's no greater feeling in the world than when you can put a smile on somebody's face jus... J. J. WATT Because I'm just a giving person spiritually, I feel that if your intentions are to use or abuse... ANGIE STONE Dance music is so interchangeable. There's not a lot of face to it. It's a bunch of Dutch DJ... DIPLO There's no question that you can explore aspects of yourself through roles that you play, and yo... ANNETTE BENING Let's face it: Amanda Tapping's shoes are difficult to fill. She's a great actress and a... ROBERT PICARDO It's not how many hours you put in with a client or on a project. It's the quantity and qual... JIM LOEHR There's three things: there's masculinity, there's intelligence, there's sensitivity... ALEC BALDWIN You have to emote much more to get what you're trying to get across to come through a quarter in... ARMIE HAMMER The party lines don't change, that's what makes them a party and you'd be a fool to thin... LUPE FIASCO 'Need You Now' is a universal subject matter. It's something that not just country fans,... HILLARY SCOTT We should not say that one man's hour is worth another man's hour, but rather that one man d... KARL MARX I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face. AUGUSTO PINOCHET If you tie a man's hands there is nothing moral about his not committing murder. AUBERON HERBERT Being depressed is not a beautiful tragedy - it's hell and it's agony. Posting photos of som... KATHERINE LANGFORD I have always believed that if you need to take your clothes off to get your man, you've begun t... BIPASHA BASU Write for yourself, not for a perceived audience. If you do, you'll mostly fall flat on your fac... WILBUR SMITH I've figured out what to do so far, but it's always the next thing you come to where the man... JUDI DENCH If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be ... DUSTIN HOFFMAN Let's face it: fitness is boring. But it's critical to be extremely dedicated to whatever yo... HARBHAJAN SINGH I just feel like, with rappers, there's so much complacency. It's like, 'Oh, I'm a r... J. COLE There's a clean simplicity to the plotting of 'Sinister,' whether you like it or not. An... SCOTT DERRICKSON I think there's nothing better than laughing in life, so that's nice, to be thought of as so... JOAN CUSACK
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