A man without money has a hole in his pocket. A man with holes in his pocket has no money

The optimist says the glass is half full; The security guy says, no glass allowed on the patio!

The optimist says the glass is half full; The pessimist says, no food or drink allowed

Powerpoint is simply Karaoke for Public Speakers

Listening to some Oscar winners acceptance speeches can be like seeing them in high definition without makeup.

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