A man only appreciates happiness when he gets married, but by then it is too late.

I would be honored just to be the pillow upon which this courageous man lays down to rest his head.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.