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A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees.


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PAULINE FREDERICK When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if t...
WOODROW WYATT When a man gets up to speak, people listen then look. When a woman gets up, people kook; then, if th...
PAULINE FREDERICK Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
NICK DIAMOS Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says, and another list ...
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES If everything belongs to everybody, then nothing belongs to nobody.
VIKRANT PARSAI A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Nobody disagrees with the value of a class.
MAUREEN THOMPSON When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
GEORGE GOBEL In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. ...
MARTIN NIEMöLLER When a man says he does not want to speak of something he usually means he can think of nothing else...
JOHN STEINBECK The secret of his success? “I will speak ill of no man,” he said, “. . and speak all the good ...
DALE CARNEGIE He said nobody moves, and nobody gets hurt. He then told Evans to handle your business.
HARZEL TYUS there's a sense Jan will stand up to the mayor when she disagrees.
GEORGE GRIFFIN Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man ...
LARRY DAVID Everyone has something to say and everyone listens. Everyone gets along.
JACK SKILLE History repeats itself, has to, nobody listens
STEVE TURNER We have been talking about full-day kindergarten, and every time it comes up, everybody says they're...
SEN VI SIMPSON Nothing matters to a man who says nothing matters,
LIN YUTANG yeah i've got something to say, and i'll be damned if nobody listens.
SARAH SHUTE TO ALL MANKIND

Speak kind words
to mankind
and the unkind
will attack you....
SUZY KASSEM I think everybody gets what they wanted. Nobody ever really objected to residential.
CRAIG SHER Our entry blank says 33, and if we get to that number and nobody gets bumped like last year, so be i...
BRIAN BARNHART There is always someone to say to everybody the same thought that somebody thought that nobody will ...
ANUJ SOMANY It was a typical preseason game, where everybody wants to get the thing (exhibitions) over with and ...
GREGG POPOVICH It was a typical preseason game, where everybody wants to get the thing (exhibitions) over with and ...
GREGG POPOVICH He'd be natural liberal Senator. Nobody listens to him.
AL FRANKEN It's big. This time of year, everybody is beat up, everybody is sore. You want to get that adrenalin...
ANTHONY MCFARLAND A bore is a man who has nothing to say and says it anyway.
SOURCE UNKNOWN When Jill and Claire hit, everybody seems to hit the ball. We get runners on, but then nobody follow...
AMY COOK I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL If someone comes to me and says they're not capable of being loved, I want to reach out to them ...
AKSEL HENNIE There is nothing that will kill a man so soon as having nobody to find fault with but himself.
GEORGE ELIOT There is nothing that will kill a man so soon as having nobody to find fault with but himself.
T.S. ELIOT Dennis is going to be a good fighter. He listens to the coaches, and gets better all the time.
AL MITCHELL Everybody says love is about finding the person who is right for me and then everything will be fine...
ALAIN BADIOU There's nothing yet. We'll just have to wait and see what Dr. Andrews says after he gets a look at i...
TOM CONDON The land of fairy, where nobody gets old and godly and grave, where nobody gets old and crafty and w...
WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you.
RANDY PAUSCH Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN If you can do anything else in life other than the entertainment business, do that, ... Nobody in th...
MARC SUMMERS A bridegroom is a man who agrees to marriage before marriage disagrees with him.
VIKRANT PARSAI In Germany they came first for the Communist, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Th...
MARTIN NIEM In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. T...
MARTIN NIEMOELLER Everybody says it, and what everybody says must be true.
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER Everybody says it, and what everybody says must be true
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER Friendship is not by force but by choice.
You can never please everybody, he who aims to please...
STELLA OLADIRAN Nobody says 'a working man,' but they say, 'a working woman.' And there is still a s...
IVANKA TRUMP nobody gets a free ride. And nobody should get a free ride.
CAMERON CROWE If nobodys perfect, then God must be nobody, if God is nobody, then God is nothing, if God is nothin...
LIVVY ANDERSON Nothing listens as well as a blank page.
SHAUN HICK Menfolks listens to somebody because of what he says. Women don't. They don't care what he said. The...
WILLIAM FAULKNER If the voice was meant to be silent we wouldn't have ears for listening.
VERONICA PURCELL Obviously when we get Kate going, everybody gets caught up in the draft, so to speak. We all have wo...
JASON RODENHAVER It is the rub that polishes the jewel,” Enso Roshi says. “Nobody ever gets to nirvana without go...
T. SCOTT MCLEOD It's fair to say that AOL Time Warner leapfrogs [those companies] ahead of everybody else and I thin...
DAVID LONDONER Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning a...
ANDRE GIDE The stubbornly doubter always wants to be heard by listens to nothing and misconstrues everything.
TOBA BETA When you have nothing nobody knows you. When you have something everyone knows you. If you're not wi...
REGINA MARIE CHRISTENSON Beware of the dog that doesn’t bark and the man who says nothing.
VIKRANT PARSAI Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
WILLIAM BLAKE Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
WILLIAM BLAKE There's no such thing as a teenager that listens to a single word their father says.
JUSTIN TOWNES EARLE Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE My concept of an advice giver had been a therapist or a know-it-all, and then I realized nobody list...
CHERYL STRAYED If one man says to thee, Thou art a donkey, pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.
THE TALMUD If one man says to thee, ''Thou art a donkey',' pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.
THE TALMUD if i will continue to be like everybody than i will be nobody.
PREM PRASAD SHARMA When Joe talks everybody listens, because he not only leads by example but he can show it on the mat...
JACK CALVERT Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a ma...
HELEN ROWLAND The stubbornly doubter always wants to be heard
by listens to nothing and misconstrues everythi...
TOBA BETA Sexual abuse and rape are nothing to be ashamed of, but it is something to speak up about. Find your...
JANIKA EMBERSON The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -...
MICHAEL CAINE The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -...
MICHAEL CAINE Some people think it's a law that when productivity goes up, everybody benefits. There is no eco...
ERIK BRYNJOLFSSON Nobody believes that the man who says, 'Look, lady, you wanted equality,' to explain why he won't gi...
JUDITH MARTIN Nobody gets extra spots. They qualified for one spot. It's up to the U.S. federation who gets that s...
ROBERT STOREY Freedom is when the people can speak, democracy is when the government listens.
ALASTAIR FARRUGIA For the listener, who listens in the snow, / And, nothing himself, beholds /
Nothing that is no...
WALLACE STEVENS Nobody gets through life without experiencing some form of rejection, which is why everybody knows h...
ADENA FRIEDMAN A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing.
EDWARD HEATH Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS I am no theologian. I am a layman. I am among those who are preached to, and who listen. It is not f...
HANIEL LONG Nobody is above the law, and nobody is below the law. Even if they don't speak English, even if they...
JAY GRANBERRY A man says what he knows, a woman says what will please.
JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU A man says what he knows, a woman says what will please
JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing.
PROVERB now it’s computers and more computers
and soon everybody will have one,
3-year-olds will...
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HANK WILLIAMS Ray is a mature young man. You can talk to him like a man and he listens. And there's competition. C...
GREG SCHIANO A man's materialistic possesions don't define his character, when he has nothing then his substance ...
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WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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