A lot of terrain is so rugged and dense with foliage you wouldn't think about taking your family to those areas. It's amazing how much work these Mexicans put in to get a crop out.
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Related By working closely with these kids it makes you think as a teacher about things you can do to improv... JENNIFER JACKSON Fires can do anything. It's still a ways away from Palm Springs at this point. What I think is more ... RUTH WINSTROM Polo is a great thing to do with your kids and your family - it is a great day out. And to me, horse... NACHO FIGUERAS I'm scared to death about a grass fire. As dry as it is and with so much wind, you shudder to think ... ALAN WOOLEY There's definitely some technology we could put in those areas to help us out. We have to do some be... CAPT. TOBY MCSWAIN if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it... CHARLES BUKOWSKI The outlook is good because Texas fires start quickly and end quickly. Texas is flatter, with not mu... E. LYNN BURKETT How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS I think you have to send a message out to those outside the state, ... that Louisiana is in fact tak... ROBERT ADLEY Think about 1,500 miles. Trucks and airplanes and how much pollution is put into the air to do that,... RACHEL CUSICK And yeah, I know most people would think it weird that two guy friends touch as much as we do, but w... PATRICK NESS They bring Mexicans in here, they'll get 'em killed. These people ain't going to put up with it. HOMER BLACK ''If you dream of something worth doing and then simply go to work on it and don't think anything of... EDWIN LAND Cooperativeness is not so much learning how to get along with others as taking the kinks out of ours... THOMAS S. MONSON And because God has entrusted you with such riches, you can use these resources to make a profound d... CRAIG GROESCHEL If you dream of something worth doing and then simply go to work on it and don't think anything ... EDWIN LAND It takes you out of your element and puts you in a rugged sort of setting so you can approach leader... JULIE GENTRY We work directly with landlords to get them in places. Unfortunately, a lot of these people don't ha... AMY GABRIEL I get a chance to play more, so it's a lot easier. You don't have to worry so much [about your next ... ANTERO NIITTYMAKI It takes a CONSTANT flowing of gas from the cylinder to keep the fire burning under your pot. “WOO... OLAOTAN FAWEHINMI It's sweet and everything, but it's like you're not even there sometimes. It's great that you can li... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We have a lot of our returning favorites that always participate with us, and we have a lot of new g... NADIA SKERTICH Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If... PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH We wanted a sense of how much expansion was going on out of the dense areas that had been hard hit b... DAVID MURRAY I had an amazing experience working with great people. I had a great family, a typical family with d... TINA YOTHERS Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE I would love to work with Jack Nicholson, Saoirse Ronan, Michael Shannon and James Franco in the fut... SOPHIE TURNER Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW Dreams can change histories and songs can alter destinies. TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO To work in architecture you are so much involved with society, with politics, with bureaucrats. It... AI WEIWEI There's so much attached to playing shortstop that you lose your concentration on hitting, unles... LOU BOUDREAU I've gotten away with a lot in my life. The older you get the more you realize you're not ge... JON HAMM We put in a lot of hard work and it's exciting to have it pay off. A lot of seniors put in a lot of ... ROB PATEK When you can understand how much you're using in those areas, you can estimate a calculation of how ... JEFF FLETCHER A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD If you remember Lindsay as a freshman, she couldn't get four steals if you paid her. It's amazing to... JOANNE P. MCCALLIE You do not have to work out at an aerobic intensity. You don't have to work out continuously, but yo... DR. HARVEY SIMON But you have to take all of those things, you have to take into consideration the paths, the roadway... RICHARD SERRA She played amazing defense and contributed a lot on offense, especially early. She hit some big shot... CAITLIN HYDUKE Much has been written about the rise of ‘super mums’ and how they juggle careers with raising a ... DAVID PICKETT Training is an active, dynamic process lived out daily in all areas of life- not a rote exercise in ... CRAIG GROESCHEL its so hard to keep a straight face and put up a smile , when you know your going through so much. NADIRA AHMED Obviously, your family life is the priority, but there's still other stuff you have to get done ... CINDY CRAWFORD It's amazing how much of a bodily experience being scared is. It doesn't take very long of h... WILLA FITZGERALD The thing about this business is that you always end up finding these amazing stories and these amaz... MADHUR MITTAL The fact is that if the writer's attention is on producing a work of art, a work that is good in its... FLANNERY O'CONNOR When you walk out of your apartment, you think about performing; you do not think about how your opp... CASTER SEMENYA There is just more of the good old boy system taking care of its political allies, ... FEMA and the ... BENNIE THOMPSON These kids get to learn how much work it takes to put a story together. It's a chance for them to wo... BOB JENNINGS You never think it will happen to your family. It's one of those situations that a parent doesn't th... JACK BURKE Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ... WILL FERRELL That's right. The other thing I found really amazing is one of the solutions is not to spend more ti... PEGGY NORTHROP When you see the coals, your first reaction is to think 'my God, that's going to burn me', ... If so... IAN HOLLOWAY It was an amazing, amazing experience. You could see to a person how much respect and appreciation t... DOMINIC MOORE I skate a lot with my shirt off, so working out has always been important to me. I almost have as mu... RYAN SHECKLER The gallery show is our showcase. Being an artist is a lonely lot. You work in isolation a lot ... s... GAIL EDMONDS I think to ignore that piece of work is foolish on any number of levels, ... I think it's a tragic m... CLARENCE WYATT Starting in music, where I get a chance to connect with the lyrics of a song, I learned so much abou... NATURI NAUGHTON It's amazing how hard these kids can work day in and day out. They are starting to believe in themse... ROB DAVIS We try to make the music very dense. There are six people pulling in a lot of directions, so you're ... BRENDAN BAYLISS Awards are so unnecessary because I think we get so much out of our work just by doing it. The work ... NATALIE PORTMAN Awards are so unnecessary, because I think we get so much out of our work just by doing it. The work... NATALIE PORTMAN To tell you the truth, I think our concentration on the field has been a lot better, ... Even in mee... JAMAR NESBIT I think she'll continue to develop in a lot of different areas of music because there's so much she'... ANTHONY WILSON These are areas that we have to recruit harder and act faster. We may get a whole lot of third-grade... KRIS TAYLOR There are things we never tell anyone. We want to but we can’t. So we write them down. Or we paint... TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO I used to work in the cotton fields a lot when I was young. There were a lot of African Americans wo... WILLIE NELSON You end up feeling like part of a community. You see how much work is left to be done. It's hard to ... HOLLY VEUM It’s amazing how you can be a total shithead, and yet your soul still wants to hang out with you. DOUGLAS COUPLAND Time goes by fast, and people go in and out of your life so quickly, so you should never miss the op... PABLO PICASSO You can sit in your car and listen to your iPod while looking for foliage. Once a week, we'll tell o... BARBARA HALL As a playwright, you can cover a lot of waterfront without being able to hold your own against an ex... TOM STOPPARD Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER Our great struggle in medicine these days is not just with ignorance and uncertainty. It's also ... ATUL GAWANDE By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. E.M. FORSTER More and more people are taking advantage of these plans. They seem to be growing quite rapidly in p... JOSEPH HURLEY I want to challenge you today to get out of your comfort zone. You have so much incredible potential... JOEL OSTEEN Any young man coming of age has a lot to go through. Peter Parker certainly has a lot of responsibil... MATTHEW JAMES THOMAS I don't think the true release has actually come. We won a game, but we don't even realize what we j... BRIAN ELLIOTT Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel... KAY LYONS Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel... ANON. Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel... SENECA Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel... CHEERS Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel... WALTER WINCHELL I think about how much depends upon a best friend. When you wake up in the morning you swing your le... JOHN GREEN I think about how much depends upon a best friend. Then you wake up in the morning you swing your le... JOHN GREEN Life changes when you have a child, when you have your own family. You become more careful about wha... PAUL PIERCE You can get a lot of work done if you stay with it and are excited and its play instead of work. JOSEPH CAMPBELL Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER A lot of times in this business, we are taking advantage of hot times in our career to do a lot of T... LEE ANN WOMACK Most people buy homes for their family. But if you're driving an hour each way to work, that's 10 ho... JAY BUTLER The day you will provide a family with groceries might be the beginning of a new life for that famil... DOUGLAS YEBOAH Writing is, by its nature, interior work. So being forced to be around people is a great gift for a ... HANYA YANAGIHARA The pro game doesn't care about a lot of things. It doesn't care about your family; it doesn't care ... CHAD LEWIS
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CANDACE PARKER So you have to take the good with the bad. CANDACE PARKER Today I know that there is still work to be done, but along the way my I am achieving my dreams. CANDACE PARKER The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out ... DOROTHY PARKER Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come ou... CHARLIE PARKER Kids who commit serious crimes shouldn't go scot-free. But if they are too young to vote or buy ciga... ALISON PARKER Frankly, from a human rights perspective, that raises concerns, ALISON PARKER We're asking for a recognition that these are child offenders and they should have access to parole ... ALISON PARKER For example, Georgia rarely sentences children to life without parole, but it has youth crimes rates... ALISON PARKER This would bring us in line with the rest of the world and make the US act in accordance with human-... 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DOROTHY PARKER There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply... DOROTHY PARKER Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi... DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si... DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you. DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ. JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands, Houses of marble, and billowing farms, Pearls, to trickle ... DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ... DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo... THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t... THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infi... DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head, They stroked my cheek and brow; And time could heal a hu... DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh. THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are. DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ... DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world. DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true. DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown? DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie. DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the th... DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him... THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four... DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host. DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B... DOROTHY PARKER It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. DOROTHY PARKER