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BRIAN LIVINGSTON Microsoft has tried to do a lot of things in search... thrown a lot of money. But nothing they have ... DAVID FILO I think Microsoft has been a very difficult client. They've made it harder for their lawyers to exer... HARRY FIRST The fact is... our doors have not exactly been knocked down by companies willing to defend Microsoft... ORRIN HATCH I still think that Visual Studio .NET is superior to any of the Java tools for Web Services, even if... MARK DRIVER Regular users know nothing about program languages or varying exchange protocols. They just want the... MARK BOWDEN That was purely a unilateral decision by Microsoft, MICHAEL MORRIS The question is, to what degree can Microsoft integrate what's on the operating system with the serv... CHRIS LE TOCQ The outside perception and inside perception of Microsoft are so different. The view of Microsoft in... BILL GATES The message that personal computers can do neat things, that software is great stuff, that there's a... BILL GATES Microsoft is appealing the District Court's preliminary ruling because Microsoft does not believe an... TOM BURT One of the things that has crept into the Microsoft discussion is usually Total Cost of Ownership. M... DANA GARDNER The response by Microsoft is essentially a meaningless response, JOE KLEIN Over the years, Microsoft has guarded its source code very carefully. It's been very measured in how... LAURA DIDIO Throughout our history, Microsoft has won by making big, bold bets. STEVE BALLMER That is one area that Microsoft thinks is potentially very lucrative and fast growing. MATT ROSOFF A Microsoft-based WAN Optimization and/or WAFS platform that offers native integration with native M... ARUN TANEJA They're [Microsoft] really going ahead with this community license. I think in the long run it will ... LAURIE MCCABE By 2008, Microsoft will be a strong contender. DONALD FEINBERG Microsoft is unveiling a major reorganization today to help get Vista out the door. Some of the majo... ROBERT SCOBLE He's always been a great guy, a very caring guy, been very particular about safety and he's been rea... CHRIS MCCARTHY One of the Microsoft representatives in attendance admitted that unilateral language extensions woul... JAMES GOSLING I would suggest that both Nintendo and Microsoft are going to be very formidable opponents. In the c... DAVID LEIBOWITZ It's all Microsoft, ... The broad sell-off in the techs is because Microsoft spoke about [slowing] d... ART HOGAN I think in many ways, Microsoft has planted some seeds of doubt about the government's hypotheses, WILLIAM KOVACIC Much of the time they [Corel] behave like a plausible number two company in some of these markets. T... JEFF TARTER Microsoft has been relatively less able over time, to persuade their installed base to make the swit... CHRIS LE TOCQ Windows CE is interoperable with the desktop operating system, ... I think Microsoft already dominat... CHRIS CHANEY As a result Oracle discovered both the Independent Institute and the National Taxpayer's Union were ... JENNIFER GLASS We think it's very significant that a Connecticut jury rejected these claims and found Microsoft did... MARK MURRAY We don't think we'll compete with RIM and Microsoft. CLYDE FOSTER I think it's a fair question to ask because Microsoft is showing some competitive weakness in this s... JAMIE FRIEDMAN I think the Microsoft ruling is background that might help PC sales. JACK GERAGHTY Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are try... MARK ZUCKERBERG If Microsoft wants to paint a picture of judge that is biased, this gives them a little more ammunit... SPENCER WALLER It puts off the day of reckoning for Microsoft, so on balance, I think Microsoft comes out better in... HARVEY SAFERSTEIN Today's decision represents a very significant victory for the antitrust division on the core claim ... CHARLES JAMES They are very strongly positioned in the tax market with Microsoft having moved aside. Clearly there... SCOTT APPLEBY This is a very important strategic deal for Microsoft to move beyond the PC. BRIAN GOODSTADT Microsoft is no longer the worst offender when it comes to sitting on patches. Oracle has taken that... THOR LARHOLM Let me be clear - Microsoft has no beef with open source. CRAIG MUNDIE [Microsoft executive Jeff Raikes remembers what the industry was like when he joined the company in ... JEFF RAIKES Microsoft continues to put significant investments behind our Industry Solutions strategy, aligning ... CRAIG MCCOLLUM I don't think Oracle and IBM want another Microsoft in Red Hat. LARRY ELLISON Microsoft is not a channel, and expecting that Microsoft is going to drive revenues [for you] is pro... JAMES PHILLIPS It's very important for Microsoft to win the hearts and minds of the developers. MICHAEL CHERRY Microsoft, through the proliferation of Windows, has been the conventional vendor that most of those... CHARLES KING I passed in some subjects in exam.But my friend passed in all subjects.Now,he is an engineer in Micr... BILL GATES Even people who don't like Microsoft we talked to late yesterday were shocked. They felt this could ... GREG VALLIERE A stock like Microsoft has a history of splitting. It's not the split that makes Microsoft a success... CHARLES BLOOD Microsoft, in whatever form it will end up, will be a very strong competitor and a very innovative f... LARS GODELL The richest beggar on earth has been Bill Gates of Microsoft who has been begging people everytime f... APURVA GAGLANI I don't see them limiting themselves to search. That is why Microsoft and others are scared of them. MARC ANDREWS It does a very hard thing: it makes Microsoft a sympathetic character. DWIGHT DAVIS Right now, Microsoft is very interested in gaining market share. In order to do that, they need to t... CHRIS CROTTY We support Microsoft and expect Microsoft ultimately will prevail in these legal proceedings. GARY LOCKE With Windows 8, Microsoft is trying to gain market share in what has been dominated by the iPad-type... BILL GATES Microsoft has to do something to start growing again and I think the only way to do that is to buy c... KNOX FUQUA My impression is the US government shares some of those feelings about Microsoft. The fact that it i... LINDA WALSH When Microsoft said last week that it would release seven patches, people were holding their breath.... ALAIN SERGILE By working closely with Microsoft to enhance the monitoring of their products, we've taken a signifi... JAY ROSSITER The revenue growth is not, I think, where Microsoft wants it to be. CHRIS ALLIEGRO It's very much steady Eddie. Microsoft showed nice growth and better levels of profitability. DAVID HILAL Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer. ERIK NAGGUM. It is a very interesting development from a content point of view, because Microsoft is embedding a ... GUY CREESE Apple knows a lot of data. Facebook knows a lot of data. Amazon knows a lot of data. Microsoft used ... ROBERT SCOBLE It's Microsoft versus mankind, with Microsoft having only a slight lead. LARRY ELLISON We think of Microsoft as our major competitor in the database business, not IBM, LARRY ELLISON I would go so far as to say that, not only is Microsoft wrong about the reduction of spam, but they ... RICHARD COX Corporate customers are choosing the Microsoft platform. Microsoft Office, SQL Server and Exchange a... BOB MUGLIA Because Microsoft seems to sometimes not trust customer choice, they salt XP with all these little g... ROB GLASER Microsoft needs to defend its turf. If Microsoft turns its back, it could be in a situation where th... ART RUSSELL They seem to be opening a crack for Microsoft on the desktop, a crack that Microsoft could well take... ERIC ARNUM All Microsoft has to do is make fundamental changes in the way Exchange works and every Blackberry s... ALAN GOULD I think the Nasdaq was facing a lot of profit taking already. Certainly on the Nasdaq today, the Mic... TERRENCE GABRIEL I think people are starting to go for this [Software Assurance] now. Microsoft got some things wrong... ANDY BUSS Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. OGDEN NASH There are very significant concerns from the enterprise market as to the credibility of Microsoft in... DAVID BALTAXE What AOL has sought is to be able to compensate other computer manufacturers for promotional rights ... KATHY MCKIERNAN That was a real slap in the face. I think they perceive Microsoft as part of Western hegemony someho... MARK ANDERSON What you've got here, essentially, is a very high-powered marketing operation--meaning Microsoft--ve... GREG HILL By and large, we're not going to be hoping for great things from Microsoft, because Xbox wasn't a bl... BILL KORNITZER [McNealy has] wasted so much energy on bashing Microsoft, ... It's been a distraction. CHARLES WOLF
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