A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.


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Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like?
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Holy Gigantical Completely Natural Bulges!!!
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