A lot of Latinos are like me: third generation, English speaking.

I'm so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

I was a corporate hatchet man, and it's impossible for me to turn that off. It's this curse when I walk into businesses: 'That needs to be fixed, that needs to be fixed.'

You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing.

People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.