Bill Maher
Related It is good that a man's enemies want him dead, for it proves he has lived a life of worth. FORREST CARTER Even if you think a lot of people are applying [for a particular scholarship], a lot of them aren't.... BRETT TAYLOR A lot of kids don't even think about getting too dark. You've got to use sunscreen. MARC BOMBARD The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the... ANUJ SOMANY I was really, really happy that the high school kids got back their stuff. We started later in the y... MAGGIE BOBA ARTHUR MILLER Most adults don't know what we do here - let alone kids. It really opens their eyes, and it teaches ... CHERYL POWERS There's about 10 kids that are getting a lot of playing time. We're deep as far as I have a lot of k... HEIDI DEERY If kids come out of this remembering one thing, just something, then it could help save one life and... TIM SUTTON VINCENT CASSEL High school is when a lot of kids feel pressured to drink, do drugs and other unhealthy choices so w... HILARY PUTNAM A lot of high school kids, even middle school kids, don't even think of oral sex as sex. DENNIS MARTELL It can be a challenge at the beginning, but if the kids are focused, I think you can tune a lot of t... DARAH HUFFMAN I like the fact that Bryan has played a lot of kids, because it bodes well for the future for them. BOB MCINTYRE This is big for our kids' confidence. This rivalry is important to our kids. A lot of the kids on bo... BRUCE BARNES It was a good meet for a lot of young kids. BRIAN MARTZ A lot of kids really come out of their shells. RHONDA ALLEN We're taking 100 kids, ages 17 to 22, off the street. That's a lot of kids. GENO THOMAS DEYTH BANGER I spend a lot of my time at my work trying to get policy changes that would help people access affor... DEE MAHAN This is a good tournament for us because I get to see what a lot of kids can do. KALEM NORTON It's a tough thing. But I think the Rowland Hall kids really have a lot of discipline. These kids, b... LARRY JACKSON It's a slow process. A lot of kids don't even say where they live. Predators figure it out from clue... MICHAEL TANSEY We see a lot more kids specializing that weren't in the past. I think you also see a lot of kids who... BOB LEE When you can get a kid to take charges, you deter a lot of kids from going into the lane. CHAD JACKSON I'm so proud of these kids. This is a dream come true for them and the culmination of a lot of hard ... CHRIS WIELGUS DAVID BOWIE It is a mistake to assume that a man is worth a lot of money just because he has it. VIKRANT PARSAI For any coach in any sport, winning your first game of the season is big because it means the work y... KEVIN KELLY JODI PICOULT A lot of kids came out and were excited about it. I think they're really going to work hard for him ... JEFF CALLAHAN OLGA KORBUT There are not a lot of scholarship opportunities for those kids, because they don't have the grade-p... ZYVONNE ADAMS Even a lot of kids who are gifted can be kids who feel like wimps or nerds. ERIC WILSON This year I asked if the kids wanted to do it because it takes a lot of work. They were all for it. LARRY CORTEZ DEYTH BANGER There are a lot of good kids out there. There are a lot of good teenagers. If you're good to them, t... WIN BUTLER Seeing how the kids react, smiling and all, that makes it all worth it. I let the kids shoot me some... CHRIS LASOYA JANE SEYMOUR This is a sport a lot of kids have taken to. They may not be playing other sports. It gives close to... HOWARD ROGERS I think there were a lot of lessons learned for the adults. And I think so for the kids, too. JAMES MORSE Just by going out and singing our language, it has really attracted a lot of kids to come and join t... KATHY SIERRA The kids get cheated out of a lot of times with their dad. They were good about it. PAT BURNS WALT DISNEY KYLE CHANDLER BRIAN SELZNICK DEYTH BANGER High school is when a lot of kids begin to feel pressure to do drugs and start drinking. HILARY PUTNAM The industry can do a better job at protecting kids from these ads. Kids are not even a legal audien... DAVID JERNIGAN I remember before I left we had the program really rocking. It was loud when there was a lot of kids... CHAUNCEY BILLUPS A lot of my friends were a lot into theatre a lot earlier than I was. A lot of my friends were kids ... ERICH BERGEN For our kids, it's a lot. For new racers coming in, it's relatively inexpensive to get started. At t... JENNIFER DECARLO I think it was very educational for the kids, and I hope they learned a lot about the Commonwealth G... JOE CHAPMAN People with a lot of money aren't in the business of throwing it away, and those paying football... IAN WATSON He's one of the few kids I've had that really wants to be a good player. He is one of those kids tha... COLEMAN SMITH It was a good win and a lot of kids got to play. MARK WOODHEAD He makes a lot of kids better because he does so much out there. He is like another coach out there ... BRIAN HAMMIL We are hoping to raise several thousand dollars from what we have. Some of it is worth a lot of mone... BILL MATHEWS There were several times that our kids showed a lot of heart. I am really proud of the kids. They fo... KREG KLAVER WALT DISNEY They are a nice group of kids. Overlooked? No, they know what they are doing out there. Let me tell ... IVAN HAMPTON I can't complain. We came up here and got a third and a sixth and both kids are coming back. I think... LEE LUNDVALL It's all about the kids, ... and I think it is beautiful that all of the different ministries can co... ROBERT COOPER Our defense is a pretty good defense. We played a lot of kids. ANDY DOUSIS Norway is the cradle of skiing. It's a good sport. For kids, it's a good way to stay out of trouble.... CECILIE KLAUMANN A lot of these kids will never even get a chance to go to a national game. And they deserve it becau... JACKIE NELSON DAVID BAILEY I think it will help my country. Soccer is the big thing in Mexico. This will show the kids in Mexic... DENNYS REYES It's Friday viewing, so a lot of men and kids will watch. I think it will definitely be a clutter-br... ANUPAMA MANDLOI I told the kids before the match that there are some matches you'll always remember. We had a lot of... DAVE BALDANZA To be honest, Peter Pan was one of those fairy tales that I sort of related to, and I think that'... ROBBIE KAY It's been a trying year, seen a lot of positives out of the new kids. Kids still working hard. BRIAN CLEMENS I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I wor... DANE COOK We only had 17 kids on our sophomore team last year, and we knew some of them on that team would dec... SAM ANDERSON It really is an awesome day for the kids. It hits on a lot of different areas of science. BARB JEFFRIES I think it?s great for these young kids to see the different types of animals. A lot of these kids h... JEFF TUCKER We had eight out of 10 kids score, so it was a great team effort. CASEY TODD Center City is dead. I think a lot of people just didn't bother to come in. BOB COLEMAN It's hard being a girl. There are a lot of body image issues that come up and I think the best t... CHERYL HINES We had four kids place, but a lot of our points came from the backdoor kids that came through for us... JOEY HAWKINS I think that because guys go to the NBA so early (at bigger programs) it evens the game out. A lot o... JOAH TUCKER It is a chance for farm, non-farm and city kids to mingle. It is just a good event for kids. The kid... KAREN MCADAMS It is just a bummer for the kids. Now, they will have to wait another month to go and a lot of the k... JEFF WOOD We're looking forward to the year. A lot of the kids came out in the summer. They did come out and i... ASHER COHEN I think it says a lot about the character of our kids, their academic commitment and their athletic ... JEFF WHITTAKER We have a lot of young kids who will be good contenders. JEFF SHROLL We had a chance to play some younger kids, which is always good. We got out to a nice lead, and we w... FRANK TOLBERT I want it to be dark at night. Many of the kids don't know what dark is. DAVE REID JODI PICOULT It doesn't take a brain surgeon... or a cardiologist... or a pediatrician... or even a policy wo... HEIDI MURKOFF The kids were really aggressive. A lot of the kids that we were facing weren't really ready for how ... ERICK JENSEN SNOOP DOGG We just need more kids to come out. For football, kids started coming out more and more when we star... ERIC SCHWARTZ Our kids have a whole lot of character. At one point, we were 0-8 in the league. We were out of the ... JAMES RIKE There were a lot of kids in the crowd and I think a lot of them were familiar with my name and obvio... HAYLEY WICKENHEISER C. JOYBELL C. When my trust fund ran out, I panicked. I have a lot of admiration for the kids who come to the big ... JAMES ST. JAMES DEYTH BANGER I'm still trying to figure it out. Our kids just showed a lot of heart and a lot of character. SHAWN ALMOND There's a lot of kids who don't want to stand out and be different from their friends. ERIC REYNOLDS
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It is a lie. 
I spent a lot of time in boarding school. This is something I will never do to my kids. I think if y... 
I just want silence... nothing less... nothing more. 
Glam really did plant seeds for a new identity. I think a lot of kids needed that - that sense of re... 
i'm sure i'm worth a lot more dead than alive 
And we lost a lot because of that, and I think this is future gymnastics to separate ages. Because k... 
It's interesting because a lot of my 16-year-old kids' friends know me from 'Wedding Cra... 
You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway. 
If you're not really having a good time, it's not worth it. 
A lot of people who don't write for kids think it's easy, because they think kids aren't... 
Fuck you and them... I don't like this rules! 
This is going to be a good place for kids like him to learn the ropes. And there's going to be a lot... 
I’m sure I’m worth a lot more dead than alive—the sum of the parts equals more than the whole. 
This money right here is going to the youth football league because a lot of kids in the inner city ... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno... 
Confidence is courage at ease. 
Starting a new job is always scary, or at least for me it's always scary. It's like the firs...