A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

I'm an old trial lawyer.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

Even in five years time, he will still be four years younger than Damon Hill.