A hundred times have I thought New York is a catastrophe and 50 times: It is a beautiful catastrophe.

The Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s….ten years from now, the phrase “information economy” will sound silly. (1997)

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

I had a big 'New York Times' crossword puzzle phase.

The 'New York Times' reviews of my work have been evenly divided - favourable and unfavourable.