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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Alan Coren

Alan Coren

Jokes

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He's always making jokes in meeting rooms and jokes on the field. Sometimes, he even talks to me when the play is going on. It's really a fun environment.
— Alan Branch
Jokes
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
— Alan Coren
Accidents
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
— Alan Coren
AccidentsActCannot
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
— Alan Coren
AfterChoosingConsists
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
— Alan Coren
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