A headless chook will always make a good president.

Goldman Sachs; they know who the president will be before he does.

Who's got the last laugh now?
If you will pardon the expression.

Of course we're guilty!-That's what we've got pardons for!

I promise to uphold the constitution of ...."
"Excuse me, Sir, but your fingers are crossed," the security advisor said.
"Oh, sorry....now where was I? Oh yeah! I promise to pardon....

A president should be approachable; understanding of people's problems and needs; he should be fair and equitable; he should listen with an open mind and a closed mouth; he shouldn't make a decision without all the facts and above all else, he must be honest to the people.
Anything else and he shouldn't be president.