A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.

I mow my own lawn.

If you live in Tuscaloosa, Ala., and you have to mow your lawn, heat is a problem. This has very general applications.

We knew he could be mad. It wasn't like we didn't mow the lawn when we were supposed to. But we also hoped that since he taught us all of this and raised us to be good, maybe someday the light bulb will come on.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.