A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior

Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.