A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.


Frank Butler

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Everybody knows this is a tough golf course.
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This golf course is intimidating everywhere.
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There is a strong (talent) pool, but a very small pool.
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The pool is working fine, but it's a 1930s pool,
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It's like a community center on a golf course property.
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Owning a great golf course gives you great power.
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I think anything under par out here on this golf course is a good score,
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I like to look good on the golf course.
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Who better to name a golf course than true experts: golfers.
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Life is a mountain of solvable problems, and I enjoy that.
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My life is a struggle.
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For me, life is a bowl of cherries.
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Life is a right, not collateral or casual.
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For the whole world, without a native home, Is nothing but a prison of larger room.
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I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.
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That's great. The golf course is long for us old folks.
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Birth and death are so closely related that one could not destroy either without destroying the othe...
SAMUEL BUTLER
It is not he who gains the exact point in dispute who scores most in controversy -- but he who has s...
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he...
SAMUEL BUTLER
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came f...
SAMUEL BUTLER
He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.
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Science, after all, is only an expression for our ignorance of our own ignorance.
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A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture at first, not se...
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The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much about not bein...
SAMUEL BUTLER
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
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The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
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Conscience is thoroughly well-bred and soon leaves off talking to those who do not wish to hear it.
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Union may be strength, but it is mere blind brute strength unless wisely directed.
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The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared by all that is.
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
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He that complies against his will, Is of his own opinion still.
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Spontaneity is only a term for man's ignorance of the gods
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To be at all is to be religious more or less
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Logic is like the sword--those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
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The extremes of glory and of shame, Like east and west, become the same No Indian prince has to his ...
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One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of him but that which is underg...
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A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to ...
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