A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo, empty your pockets," and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it's also depressing. If someone who can make himself disappear isn't safe, who is?

I had heard that Riverside actually has a high crime rate and a lot of theft, but I wasn't aware that you know, there'd be a stabbing at my back door,

America is shooting away at everything and everyone, Australis beat everything and everyone. These countries have not been able to deal with their crime rate.

An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper.

One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again.

Every single time it was grand. I loved the moment when you announce the stickup and everything suddenly goes brighter and sharper and the world seems to spin faster. You show them the gun and say hand it over and there's no telling what's going to happen in the next tick of the clock.

While there are interesting differences among the various ethnicities, the survey shows identity theft is a crime with the potential to impact anyone.