A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

If we fail to provide boys with pro-social models of the transition to adulthood, they may construct their own. In some cases, gang initiation rituals, street racing, and random violence may be the result.

Prospero the Enchanter's immediate reaction upon meeting his daughter is a simple declaration of: "Well, fuck.