A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.