A dozen lions would be in real trouble if 500 wildebeest turned their horns towards the lions instead of their asses.

All non-believers who have a comfortable lifestyle had better be glad there’s something that provides at least 90% of these 2.1 billion wildebeest, a/k/a Christians, with pleasure and gives them a reason to hope for a better deal next time. There isn’t a safe place on this planet to raise a family now. You take Jesus out of the equation and we’d no longer live in homes and drive cars…we’d live in compounds and drive tanks.

At least the attorneys got the name of their system right when they called it the Criminal Justice System, because it damn sure isn’t the Victim Justice System.

This God of Abraham has a good job, a very good job indeed, he’s credited by his followers for honey but not gall.

Some humans have said what they find objectionable about me is that I’m intolerant. That pleases me because I try to be as intolerant as those I come in contact with are insecure.

A true capitalist is a thieving son-of-a-bitch, and a true socialist is an ignorant asshole. In between there are misanthropes like me.