A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like — night.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

I'm happy with how the day has gone and we've made positive steps forward each time I've gone out. My lap times have also been good and consistent from the outset, so it's good to be on the pace and feeling back at full health and fitness to really 'ride' the bike.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .