A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

When you figure out the face beneath the mask, the mystery is gone. All that is left is to touch his soul, without notice."

Be nice to his family. Pretend not to notice the way their house smells. Pretend to like their food. Mimic their barbaric customs at the dinner table.

Some women like to treat a man like a piece of bubble gum. The poor sap thinks everything’s fine. And it is—until the taste runs out. Then she’ll just spit him out the car window of her life and never look back.

The biggest turn off for a girl as far as I am aware apart from all logistic issues, is a guy without any mission in his life.

I want to give you some love, I want to give you some good good lovin'