A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.

Money still talks these days! Trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.