a brave man, whose only fault was being a woman.

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.