A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.