8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter.

One of the cardinal rules of office dating is, 'never date a direct report', meaning both those above you and below you.

That place is my baby and I would prostitute myself for it

You know, you're just not supposed to be hitting a flip wedge into that hole,

[Being a celebrity] doesn't even seem to keep the fleas off our dogs -- and if being a celebrity won't give me an advantage over a couple of fleas, then I guess there can't be much in being a celebrity after all.

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