'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

Drew Carey's Green Screen Show.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.