-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

(About a cookbook...)
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

I never said nothing..."
"I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!