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I've always been a DVD geek and, before that, a laser disc fanatic, too.
PEYTON REED A mistake is a Buddhist gift. Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
TERRY GILLIAM Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.
PAUL MOONEY I met Robin Williams a few times, and he was a beautiful guy.
BILL HADER I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
DAVID LETTERMAN Everything you could imagine Robin Williams being, he was and more.
ROBERTO AGUIRE When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admi...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I had also done a little disc jockeying.
CASEY KASEM A manufacturer doesn't have to build a managed copy maker into their device. It is certainly possibl...
RICHARD DOHERTY I indeed had only one scene, one speech, one little speech, but it was with Robin Williams.
CHARLES KEATING Robin Williams understands sonic performances. He understands what it's like to change your voic...
BILLY WEST I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of t...
CHRIS COOPER Robin Williams, by the way, is the most consummately skilled actor, and one of the funniest people I...
CHARLES KEATING I'm fascinated by historical fashion, and I like to live in the past slightly. If I could walk a...
KATE WILLIAMS In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless...
NORM MACDONALD I want to be like Robin Williams, really. It's all the different characters he does, all the dif...
KAREN GILLAN As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as...
PHIL HARTMAN I think you have everyone kind of pulling on the same end of the rope. It's not like you're Robin Wi...
MICHAEL MCKEAN When I was a kid, it was a little bit exciting working with Peter Weir and Robin Williams, but that ...
ROBERT SEAN LEONARD Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there. You can't see oxygen, yet we canno...
S.M. COLEY I look up to Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon. I'm a huge fan of their work. I also like actors ...
WILL POULTER My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is ki...
BEN FOSTER Reading a book makes a conversation with the author (Robin Sharma on The Cure For Fear - Robin Sharm...
DEYTH BANGER I grew up watching stuff with Jim Carey, Robin Williams and Sandra Bullock in them. I've always ...
AMANDA CREW I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary C...
LUCILLE BALL The two robins in the mural were painted for my wife, Robin.
TOM CARSON It was a learning experience. Back then the equipment wasn't quite what it is today. One hundred fee...
JASON MONTOYA I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true...
CHRISTINE BARANSKI Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Rob...
MITCH HEDBERG We also played in a round-robin tournament, so both squads had an enjoyable week.
CHRIS PORTER Eliminating the Australian tree fern, especially, is a sacrifice for them. That's a very significant...
CARTER SMITH It's a gully across the country, but in Texas it's like a deep canyon.
ELIZABETH MCNICHOL The test results on the last two patients were also negative and they have been discharged. There's ...
RAMLEE RAHMAT On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.
TERRY PRATCHETT [The stellar track on the disc is the last,] My Yard. ... We can stay up all night/ It's nothing fan...
JOHN MAYER If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a dri...
DWAYNE JOHNSON Talent grips us. We are overtaken by the beauty of Michelangelo's sculpture, riveted by Mariah C...
JOHN C. MAXWELL I am very honored and excited to have 'Devotion' released as the first DVD Audio disc... sur...
AARON NEVILLE When I first went out on the road with Larry Williams, there was also, like, The Coasters, The Drift...
AARON NEVILLE I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress wh...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH [Noting that his blockbuster Terminator 2 already has come out on DVD in four different incarnations...
JAMES CAMERON Who shall tell the lady's grief
When her Cat was past relief?
Who shall number the hot tea...
CHRISTINA ROSSETTI Her short game was really on today. The last time she played this course two years ago, she also bro...
GARY GAVETTE The same principles that make a spiral galaxy also create the structure of a seashell and unfurling ...
BELSEBUUB Blackburn started really quite well but we responded and proved how strong we are. Robin came on and...
PATRICK VIEIRA Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say...
JOAN RIVERS Few people even realize that Canada has a rainforest.
IAN MCALLISTER Few people even realize that Canada has a rainforest,
IAN MCALLISTER It's one machine that has the PET scanner and the CT scanner coupled together. It's quicker than goi...
FRANK TALBOT A couple of years ago we were hearing from studios that maybe we should wait on high-definition DVD ...
BENJAMIN FEINGOLD When you’re good, you’re good!” -Godmothers Series
FERN MICHAELS Redwood rainforest has five to 10 times the biomass - that's the sheer weight of living material...
RICHARD PRESTON The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. ...
ZACK SNYDER Some have suggested the Sleeping Giant or the Fern Grotto.
GREGORY HUNT It's a rainforest, so it's like hiking through a national park.
KATY JOHNSON On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.
TERRY PRATCHETT It looks like you're cruising over the Guatemalan rainforest,
DON GRAHAM I've never seen somebody that famous, ever, ... More than Robin Williams walking down the street in ...
MATT DAMON I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet!
TERRY MCMILLAN Now, 'that sort of Bear' is of course a bear who wants to be flattered, and it is plain that ...
FREDERICK C. CREWS The DVD sales on the back end can make it a viable financial model.
JOSH PATE An observer who is sitting eccentrically on the disc K' is sensible of a force which acts outwards i...
ALBERT EINSTEIN When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We d...
STEPHEN ROOT We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile f...
CARLOS ALAZRAQUI The kids have all seen it on DVD or videotape.
FRANKIE AVALON I'm a ridiculous sci-fi fan. In fact, I admit it freely; my manager is horrified. I just recently bo...
EMMA CAULFIELD [Last but not least, the Existence disc features a 3-hour compilation of all the MGS3 cut scenes whi...
HIDEO KOJIMA I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a wai...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH Nay, if the result of crossing is to place a difficult gully behind us when we are on the point of e...
XENOPHON Those were two hard losses. Last-rock losses are always tough, but in a round-robin you've got to ex...
COLLEEN JONES The guns were purchased in the last two-and-a-half months from two gun-running organizations. One gr...
JOE GREEN To speak robin to a robin is like speaking French to a Frenchman
FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet pe...
TABATHA COFFEY I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington...
SOPHIA BUSH Getting a foothold on the DVD market really gives you leverage in the TV market,
SEAN WARGO It creates a negative pressure in the lower back, creating a vacuum-like effect to help treat hernia...
DR. DAMIAN SCELFO Pet peeves should be kept on a leash.
DANIEL THOMPSON Show me a person who hasn´t known any sorrow and I´ll show you a superficial.
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS For a moment the two of them looked at each other, wordless, as if they were asleep and their dreams...
ROBERTO BOLAñO Better to play own cricket for 10 hours on the ground or in the gully than to watch it even for 10 m...
ANUJ SOMANY I'm a product of my surroundings. I grew up on Hank Williams Jr., Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, and a...
BIG SMO Promoting the use of sustainable and renewable rainforest products can help to stop rainforest devas...
CHRIS KILHAM We're definitely not old because we only have two seniors, but we also have three juniors who starte...
NATALIE PETERS I saw it … on DVD about a month ago. It was a good copy.
MENG JUAN I got Jimmy Hall from Wet Willie and he also plays now with Hank Williams Jr.
GREGG ALLMAN With 'Good Will Hunting,' Miramax made certain the recruited audience wasn't expecting t...
GUS VAN SANT It's an underground DVD, but it just happens to be the hottest- selling DVD on eBay. The T-shirts ar...
CARMELO ANTHONY Faith in faith' he answered himself. 'It isn't necessary to have something to believe in. It's only ...
ALFRED BESTER I can last two months on a good compliment.
MARK TWAIN I was a good fielder in the gully in my college days. But in the outfield, I was not such a good fie...
MOHAMMAD AZHARUDDIN How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked.
I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' JAMES GOSS He's got some stuff on a lot of older people. Disc golf is a great family sport. It's the same thing...
JOEY JOHNSON When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that...
JOE ROGAN In neglected fields the fern grows, which must be cleared out by fire.
UNKNOWN See, Heaven is not someplace on a disc in the sky floating around, it's right here amongst us.
SYLVIA BROWNE Lacy was on top, but the scoring was so against Robin Reid.
JOE CALZAGHE I rarely have a pet tell me their human ended their life too soon. It's far more common to hear that...
KAREN A. ANDERSON Destroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.
E. O. WILSON Destroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.
EDWARD O. WILSON

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ROBIN WILLIAMS Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
ROBIN WILLIAMS Why do they call it rush hour if no one moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMS God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Sometimes I regret that the wonderful children's stories that have been made into movies were - ...
ROBIN HOBB Commerce is against morality. Morality is going to lose every time.
ROBIN DAY I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call m...
ROBIN YOUNT Bob Dylan and John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen, these are soul guys. Bruce Springsteen might not si...
ROBIN THICKE I think ever since I started to read, there have been favorite novels for different stages of my lif...
ROBIN HOBB I developed the pilot for 'Entertainment Tonight' with Jack Haley, Jr. and Al Masini, who be...
ROBIN LEACH